Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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