you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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