do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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