Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
She told me I should be a condom model.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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