did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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