i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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