He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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