just come out here and I will go home with you...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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