She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
