Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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