I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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