i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
