Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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