ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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