your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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