he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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