there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
