Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
