Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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