eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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