I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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