she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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