I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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