So gin and wine won't be happening again
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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