Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
this hospital has no fireball
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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