Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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