I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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