we have officially lost it.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I touched a dick in church today
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