Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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