Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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