I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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