How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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