The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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