Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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