Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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