I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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