Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
vagina is talking i cant
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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