google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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