I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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