Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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