I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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