I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
