I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
