covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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