Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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