If i come over, it means nothing
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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