Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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