his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
that may or may not have been my penis.
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