i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize