omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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