We won't sleep together?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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