Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You've changed since you got that strap on
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