i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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